Prepare to laugh!!

A little humor never hurts anyone...

In fact, there are rumors saying that laughter actually helps you live longer and healthier! So don't hold back ya?

David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
She cheated on you. So what makes you think she won't cheat on him? =D

Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Socrates
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Just like Socrates himself! =D

Anonymous
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
I wanna know too! =p

Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
You throw a word, she shoots back ten! =)

Anonymous
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
They're cheating on each other! Get it? xD

Sam Kinison
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Plus, there's no refund! =P

James Holt
McGavran 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
So true... xP

Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
And she'll make sure you'll forget it ever again! =D

Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Then you got married, had kids, and lived hell on earth, right? =p

Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Haha... Good one!! xD

Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Is she hot? =p

Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Hehe... too bad! =)

Enjoy! =)

Inevitable

In Buddhism, man cannot escape 4 stages of life:
Birth, old age, illness and death.

(No racial offense intended)


Of the 4 stages, death gives the most impact on others.

Imagine, chatting happily with a person today and the next day that same person passes away...

It's an indescribable feeling. You can say that it's a mix of sadness, regret, emptiness, etc.

But to me, it's still indescribable.


Death can strike anywhere, anyone, anytime and in any way. But one thing is for sure, it will happen sooner or later. This time, it hit my cousin, Sek Jia Yuen.

Christmas 2002
Since birth, he had this disease which gradually degenerates his muscles.



Christmas 2002
When he was young, he could walk, but was extremely fragile as he would not be able to support his own body if he falls.


Mother's Day 2003
When he does fall, his body would sustain injuries that a normal person could avoid such as chin injury.



He also had to undergo X-ray scans just to make sure that his bones weren't fractured.


He always needed support, both physically and emotionally.

His mother would always be there for him. To care for him and help him cope with life.

Christmas 2003


His brother may sometimes bully him, but in fact, he loves him very much.


Everyone in my family likes him a lot, especially this one since little Yuen can beat him flat in any video game.


Christmas 2004

Chinese New Year 2005

No one ever thought of him as a burden of any kind. In fact, he was always a part of our family and will always be a part of our hearts.


As he got older, his body got heavier, but his muscles got weaker instead. So he had to use a wheelchair to move around.


Christmas 2005

My father loves him too. Even if it wasn't Christmas, he would always receive something from my dad.

Our family would never be complete without him in the picture.

And their family will never be the same again.

Chinese New Year 2007
He would always be smiling in the background. =)

A more recent photo of him. (Mother's Day, May 2008)


He was never brought down by his physical incapabilities. In fact, to make up for it, he was quite smart.

Among he and his brothers, they would always fight in order to play the computer. Little Yuen knew he would never win them physically.

So he set a password on the computer. And it was no ordinary password either. Without the password, turning on the computer itself was an impossibility.

Instead of fighting in the real world, he prefers to fight in the virtual world. He's pretty good at it too. I remember losing to him 10 times in a row... =p

At home, he was always the one who teaches his mother how to use techno gadgets such as the computer, handphone, etc.

Since his father and brothers were always at work, and his sister wasn't staying with them, little Yuen was always the one who accompanies his mother. One of the many reasons his mother did not take him as a burden, but her joy and happiness of having him as her beloved son.

I had never seen her sad face before. So I couldn't imagine how she was when little Yuen passed away.

Little Yuen's elder brother said this in the hospital:
*weeping* Let's burn him and let his ashes fly. Since he never had the chance to go places, now he can fly to wherever he likes.

During the funeral, his classmates came to visit too. Eventhough they knew each other for barely half a year, their tears did not hold back when they saw their friend in eternal sleep. The same goes for his teacher.

To me, he was always keen in learning, especially things related to computer and technology. I was very sure that one day he would surpass everyone in that field.

To my little cousin, for as long as I live, you will be living right in my heart.

Tagged by Jing Wen again...

1. Do you like chinese food?
Definitely... Can't survive without pork =p

2. How big is your bed?
Not big enough for my nightly gymnastics... =p

3. Is your room clean?
Clean, yes... Messy, yes also =)

4. Laptop or Desktop computer?
Tabletop =D

5. Favorite comedian?
If they can make me laugh, they're my favourite =)

6. Do you smoke?
Don't come near me if you do...

7. Does anyone like you?
No... I'm a sad fella... No one likes me =(

8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
It's just normal for me to NOT know who the heck is that...

10. Sleep with or without clothes on?
Wait till I have my own house, then it'll be without... xP

11. Who sleeps with you every night?
My dreams... =)

12. Do long distance relationships work?
I've never had a relationship, so I can't really tell...

13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
Never and not going to happen!!

14. Pancakes or French Toast?
Pancakes with maple syrup... Yum! =D

15. Do you like coffee?
Nope.

16. How do you like your eggs?
Half raw

17. Do you believe in astrology?
Only when I feel lost...

18. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Tan Kee Peng

19. Last person on your missed call list?
Phang Chung Kent

20. What was the last text message you received?
It's a serial number... So I don't think I should reveal it...

21. McDonalds or Burger King?
Burger King

22. Number of pillows?
2

23. Last thing you ate?
Sunflower seeds (kuaci)

24. Last thing you bought?
A 3-hour play at Tbun.

25. What are you hearing right now?
Ni Shi Wo Lao Po - Richie Ren (You are my wife)

26. Pick a lyric?
I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss

27. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Durian xD

28. Can you play pool?
Wanna play? =)

29. Do you know how to swim?
Yeap, don't forget me if you're having a pool party =)

30. Favorite ice cream?
Anything will do =)

31. Do you like maps?
Yes... I always get lost... =(

32. Tell me a random fact:
When I burp after eating durian, it's comparable to a stink bomb.

33. Ever had a hard on at work?
Used to... But studies always cut it short =)

34. Ever attend a theme party?
Yes, theme was black but I wore white! xD

35. Ever do a keg stand?
I think once or twice only.

36. Craziest place you've slept after a night of drinking?
I only drank once. I only got drunk once. And I slept at home =)

37. What is your favorite season?
Rainy =p

38. What is the first music video you ever saw?
I forgot =p

39. Pick few movie quotes
Bruce, why do we fall? So we learn to pick ourselves up.
- Batman Begins.

With great power comes great responsibility.
- Spiderman.

40. Favorite quote:
Live like there's not tomorrow, die like you've lived forever.

41. What is your favorite hangout?
Blitzone, mamak, 1 Utama, extreme park, cendol =)

42. Best friend's name?
I treat him as one, but does he?

43. How long have you known him?
4 years.

44. Last time you laughed at something stupid?
haha... it happens too often to remember! =D

45. What time did you wake up this morning?
1pm, and it wasn't morning anymore xD

46. Wake up next to anyone?
I'd freak out if that ever happens. =p

47. Best thing about winter?
Snow, snowballs, snow sculptures, and more snow! xP

48. Name a couple of favorite colors:
Blue, baby blue, sky blue, rugged blue =p

49. How old are you?
20

50. What month is your birthday in?
May

51. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
Pirates of the Carribean is cool =D

52. Favorite Dave Matthews Band song.
Yet again, it's perfectly normal that I don't know who that is... xD

53. What are you doing this weekend?
You wanna go out? =)

54. Who will take this survey?
Yuhhui, Yee Lynn, Shu Lin, Lee Quin, Vanessa

I know I know, they're all girls =)