Prepare to laugh!!

A little humor never hurts anyone...

In fact, there are rumors saying that laughter actually helps you live longer and healthier! So don't hold back ya?

David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
She cheated on you. So what makes you think she won't cheat on him? =D

Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Socrates
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Just like Socrates himself! =D

Anonymous
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
I wanna know too! =p

Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
You throw a word, she shoots back ten! =)

Anonymous
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
They're cheating on each other! Get it? xD

Sam Kinison
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Plus, there's no refund! =P

James Holt
McGavran 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
So true... xP

Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
And she'll make sure you'll forget it ever again! =D

Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Then you got married, had kids, and lived hell on earth, right? =p

Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Haha... Good one!! xD

Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Is she hot? =p

Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Hehe... too bad! =)

Enjoy! =)