The good ol' days...

I read this at Wei Loon's Blog and decided to post it here too!!


The reason is because I don't remember all of it and I want to cherish my old memories... =)


The moment I started reading, I didn't stop laughing!! Not even until the end!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! =D


Now here it is!!

P/S: If you didn't get the joke, it's alright, more than half of it are inside jokes.


Ken Chong: tysern, u r so popular!
Kar fai: yeah yeah,, until the MPH also lose to u ah..
(Popular and MPH are both bookstores)

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Ken chong: Tysern, scratch my back!!
(Tysern scratches his bag)

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During recess, Shon showing magic to Lower 6ers.
Shon: Let me show u magic..
(Shon drink water, swallowed )
Shon: Where is the water?
Shon: It’ll come out from his mouth..
(pointing at Wei Loon)
Wei Loon spits the water out from his mouth!! xD

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During PA class..
Pn Vasantha: malays go to?
Patrick: Hell~~
(no offence)

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During Maths class..
Ken Chong: teacher, did u watch the Chelsea match?
(Mrs Ng points at her watch)
(It means that she WATCHed)

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Mr JP doesn’t want to talk to Ken Chong.
Reason is that:
Mr JP: u know tat guy, 1 word 2words then screw backside..
(inside joke xD)

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Mr.JP (physics teacher):
· U6S2 slogan: Same old same old~
· Good morning Kar Fai!! (Fai always yawn)
· When u have nothing to say, don’t say anything
· When u have nothing to do, don’t do anything
· LAWAK~~

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Famous quotes in Sc2:
SOH~~~
MA!
WAT DA FARK~~
SOS~~~ (Son of Siufong)
A Loon sou~~ (Alonso)
Jorrrrrrrrrrr~~

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Jia Xin: MANY hot ah

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Jason: Woot~!
(Swipes his finger between ur butt at the same time)

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Kar Fai: we can get vitagen, nutrigen in market, but y no tangent?
(No one disagrees that he's the lamest person on earth!!)

(Just so you know, I'm laughing as I edit this post!! xD)

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Charles: u noe how to gantung license?
Eunice: how?
*Takes his license out, tied it with a string, hung it on blackboard*
(Charles trying to be lame)

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Someone: Let’s go out lo..
Kar Fai: After trials first la..
Ken chong: After trials go jail lo!! No more juvenile d~

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Wheatstone bridge experiment.. (chemistry)
(Kok Loong staring at the bridge)
Wei Loon: Kok Loong kok loong, chut yin (smoke) lo!!!!
(Kok Loong walks closer to that bridge, looks closer for 4 seconds)
Kok Loong: SOH~~!!!

(Kok Loong has the thickest glasses ever with an eyepower of over 1000)

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At MCD,
Charles: Pui Yee, got saman liao..
(pui yee rushed down to her car!)

(Charles meant 'salmon')

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(An innocent student bringing a msg walks into the class)
MR JP: what u want?
Student: sir, can I FIND Kar Fai?
Mr JP: Kar Fai is not lost, he's over there, no need to find...

*Student walks out speechlessly but turns back and tries again*

MR JP: NOW what u want?
Student: sir, can I SEE Kar Fai?
Mr JP: There! Kar Fai.
(Points at Kar Fai)
Mr. JP: See already right? Ok now go back...

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Mr JP: Button up ur shirt..
Kar Fai: Sir, very hot la.
Mr JP: You got nothing to show!
Kar Fai: ...

(Mr.JP meant boobs xD)

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Weiloon: Damn hot ah today~!
Mr JP: U are not hot, only girls are hot…
Weiloon: …

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Mr JP:

Half of Malaysia dono where’s left and the other half dono where’s right.

When u ask them to turn right, they turn left.

Then you have to tell them, 'Nonono! The other left! Then they turn right..

*Next day*

Student: Sir, is this left or right?

Mr. JP:

Nonono, there is no left or right.

There is only left, or the other left.

So which side you want? Left or the OTHER LEFT?

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Ken Chong, Tysern, and Sexy were sitting together during maths extra class.

(Ken Chong and Tysern arguing)
Mrs Ng: so noisy la u both.
Kar Fai: like husband and wife.
Someone: who husband who wife?
Kar Fai: Ken Chong husband Tysern wife.
Someone: who’s the son??
WHOLE Sc2: Sze Wei

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Kar Fai:

We have teh ping, milo ping, kopi ping, but y no Kee Peng?

(Tan Kee Peng is our friend from Sc2 xD)

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Pn.Goh (Form teacher) was planning on using the class fund to organise a high tea for the class.

Someone: Come, lets 'high tea'...
(Carries the cup of tea up high)


That'll be all for now!! Until I can stop laughing that is... xD


Enjoy!! =D